I wish I was

I tried to fix my window which wouldn’t open…

AND now it won’t close…

So my parents made me stuff it shut from the typhoon or w/e

With my pillow. 

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Shits gonna be like the safe haven for all them bugs outside :[

Mad gey 

My entire family is filled with trolls.

Every fucking day. When i wake up to take my morning piss.

Or when i take my piss right before i go to sleep.

Or like when i just have to take one and can’t hold it no more.

SOMEONE. IN MY FUCKING FAMILY HAS TO BE IN THE BATHROOM

and when i knock. and nicely ask. and plead ;[

THEY PURPOSELY STAY IN THERE LONGER.

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Yo…

Just recently they put like

a buncha empty bottles right outside of the bathroom. 

WHAT ARE YALL EXPECTING ME TO DO?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ALL

So today I went to a seniors house to pick up some stuff he had of mine.

I hung around with him and his pals for quite a bit over the 2 years i knew him,

and i was always like the puppy of the group. They always petted me

This was the guy that i took advice from, and learned from. 

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So when i got there, i got all my stuff back plus a package.

So i was like what this,

And hes like; a goodbye present.

“Don’t open it until you get home” 

“You’ll know what to do”

So I bike home

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This was something my senior gave to me.

Surely something significant

Something ill value, and remember for the rest of my life

I open the package and find

My first ever porno magazine.

Hooters :3

But Chris…How do i use this?

My Chinese teacher has this oral test thing. 

After reciting, he makes you answear some random question.

I never know the answear, so today i was just like

“Mistaa Tan i dont know”

and walked back to my seat.

But before i sat down he goes, “Wait!”

and then in chinese he says :

“tell your parents this. i hope you werent liu bei’s son.

LIU BEI’S SON WAS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD WHEN HE WAS A BABY”

FUUUU MISTA TAN