I tried to fix my window which wouldn’t open… AND now it won’t close… So my parents made me stuff it shut from the typhoon or w/e With my pillow. - Shits gonna be like the safe haven for all them bugs outside :[ Mad gey
My entire family is filled with trolls. Every fucking day. When i wake up to take my morning piss. Or when i take my piss right before i go to sleep. Or like when i just have to take one and can’t hold it no more. SOMEONE. IN MY FUCKING FAMILY HAS TO BE IN THE BATHROOM and when i knock. and nicely ask. and plead ;[ THEY PURPOSELY STAY IN THERE LONGER. - Yo… Just recently they...
Respect your Elders
So today I went to a seniors house to pick up some stuff he had of mine. I hung around with him and his pals for quite a bit over the 2 years i knew him, and i was always like the puppy of the group. They always petted me This was the guy that i took advice from, and learned from. ...
My Chinese teacher has this oral test thing. After reciting, he makes you answear some random question. I never know the answear, so today i was just like “Mistaa Tan i dont know” and walked back to my seat. But before i sat down he goes, “Wait!” and then in chinese he says : “tell your parents this. i hope you werent liu bei’s son. LIU BEI’S...
Someone from Stuy passed away a few days ago. Our principle announced it and asked for a moment of silence. We stood up to mourn. I accidentally raised my hand to my chest because i was so used to pledging to the flag. I looked around me And I see David doing it too. So we stare at each other AND REALIZED WHAT WE WERE DOING and you know how when your in a very tense situation and someone...
I used to have gym You weren’t allowed to wear certain types of clothing Like collars,short shorts, jeans So one day I was wearing a collar shirt and had gym. I was in a clutch situation Luckily I found a shirt on the floor. I got desperate and wore it I used that shirt for gym countless times afterwards But now MAD GEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :[
Ight so recently, Iv’e been taping up the bottom of my shoes. It gives it a nice slide, so i can do my fancy footwork. I just applied a thick black layer yesterday and decided to wear them to school. So i got home, and took off my shoes. Then i looked at the bottom of them to see whether or not the tape had come off. There was like three dead squished up wet cockroaches on the bottom of...
So I’m taking the Subway shuttle to Willets cause the 7 train broke down. And this little kid comes on and sits next to me He’s like 3 and he goes on his knees and looks out the window Im sitting there wondering where this kids parents are and then i hear somethin I turn around and realize that this kid has spilled one of those bottles that people leave on the bus Then i realize...
So I’m walking home late at night and this really fat lady comes up to me. So i was like “how can i help you”. And shes like, “can i get some money to buy milk to feed my baby”. And at that point I’m like Oh man…Feeling Guilty, . And she sees me hesitating and she be like “Look, I’ll give you a blowjob for 5 bucks.” And everyone stops,...